"The divine garden hose itself" — Yardwork Monthly
"Formidable PVC blogger Ann Althose" — Slate
"Why my dearies, it's all a trick to make you...graaf! zarg! fleen! I'll sue you!" — Ann Althouse
I had six of these for breakfast. I thought about vlogging that but I figured that would just start another vortex of Anti-Alhosania. So I took a picture of it. Amn't I artistic? I think I am.